Let's Play Stats Fun - It's Been a While

It has been a while, since I've shared the wacky things in my blog stats showing which keyword phrases people enter to get to this blog. Let's play another round now:

• vitamins mlm direct: Sorry, not available here.
  
• jason moffatt: Ahem...no not here and I'm much prettier
• bare feet blog: Ummm, no but I think Peggy had a similar website on King of the Hill
• slouch sock galleries: So weird. I mentioned an 80s party a couple years ago and people keep obsessing over slouch socks!
• wear barefeet: I see a recurring theme, but why the heck not?! Kick those shoes off right now.
• ebay cons: I am NOT!
  
• what to wear your first day of work: PAJAMAS!
• jim edwards ebooks filetype pdf: Some stinker trying to steal Jim's stuff.
• alice seba scam: OUCH!
• my friend andre: Hey, I have one too!
• crack: Nope, not smoking any today.
• cocaine for sale on the internet: Are you KIDDING me?
• shoes or bare feet: My vote is bare feet, where possible.
• alice internet: Yes, I do still own it and even invented it.
• pizza sweetie: Hmmm...an idea for my next website!
• internet millionaires in Canada: Nope, not quite yet.
• socks, shoes or bare feet: I'm still in for bare feet.
• thanks for lunch: You're welcome!
• $15000 free no string attach: Yeah, that happens every day.
  
• make for loving you baby: Is this related to the 80s party?
• rich jerk sexist: Uh...no kidding!
• cold bare feet all year round: I'm sorry to hear that. :-(
• free download juice boosted: Are you kidding? People are still searching for that garbage? I guess so, cuz someone bought up the domain and is posting ads all over it.
• miss international canada 2007 alice: He he...wasn't me!
  

I must say, these are pretty tame in comparison to my mom-related blog, but I don't think I can share what some sickos think about mamas. Yikes! I blush every time I look at my stats.

And hey, if you're looking at your stats and seeing the keyword phrases, also look at the most popular pages. That will tell you a lot about where you're under-monetizing your website. For me, I think I need to write an ebook about bare feet...LOL! :-)