I Need a Favor from the Guys --- It'll Only Take a Second

I'm just working on an email series for a promotion I have coming up and if you are a married guy or a son....you can give me a hand. All I need you to do is complete one or two sentences for me.

Here they are - complete one or both of these sentences:

When my wife is happy, [list benefit to you - ex. "she doesn't nag about me leaving my socks on the floor"]

or

When my mom is happy, [list benefit to you - ex. "she doesn't expect me to call home quite as often"]

Email your answers to alice@aliceseba.com. I'd like to publish your first name and where you live (city, state/province and country)...so if you could include those, it would be great. If you prefer to be anonymous, just say so. Thanks, guys!